There are many ways to identify an F&W person in a crowd. Of course the easiest way is with a sweatshirt, tee shirt, or a water bottle emblazoned with an F&W Logo. But there are some other ways. How many of these apply to you?

  1. When they hear a bell ring twice, they suddenly start moving towards the nearest food source.
  2. Before meals, they generally want to hold hands and sing.
  3. After meals too.
  4. They exhibit a strong desire to rest for an hour after lunch.
  5. The use of the word “Kybo” is a dead giveaway.
  6. When they need to use the bathroom, their first instinct is to head outside.
  7. F&W people know that a community can be strengthened by spending time together in silence.
  8. They avoid saying the word “Fair” on Fair Day.
  9. They refer to Independence Day as Interdependence Day.
  10. After meals they’re often spotted looking for a scraper and compost bucket.
  11. They refer to after dinner plans as “evening activity.”
  12. In the woods, they’ll never drink unpurified water.
  13. On alternate Tuesdays, they tend to wear crazy outfits.
  14. They exhibit an unfortunate tendency to yell “Glop and go!” at a buffet.
  15. Every article of their clothing is labeled with their name.

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